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-- Robert F. Kennedy

09.07.04 - 1:04 p.m.

More fun with scam artists:

Dear Mr. Shari:

You should know that I received similar correspondence from a gentleman in the Phillipines. I'm afraid he offered me more money than you did, and therefore I am going to help him instead. Did you know that both of you have esophageal cancer? What a coincidence! I have lymphoma! And a brain tumor! - but life must go on, right, at least for a little while!

- Hahahahaha. Cancer patient humor.

In all seriousness, although I'm afraid that I cannot help you disburse your remaining "secret" funds to charity, we might want to start an email support group for cancer millionaires. I will contact Mr. Toktok from the Phillipines if you agree, and we can start a mailing list. I think it would help all of us to come to terms with our mortality.

I appreciate your time and your offer,

Ismelda Dratatian

--- [email protected] wrote:

FROM SHADAK SHARI

Dear Friend,

First of all I would like to introduce myself to you. My name is SHADAK SHARI, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this, as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of twenty seven million dollars $27,000,000,that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside 20% for you for your time, efforts and expenses. Please send a reply through this email address ([email protected]) with your full contact information for more private and confidential communication.

God be with you.

SHADAK SHARI

I am not a Marxist.

-- Karl Marx


Dei remi facemmo
ali al fol volo.

-- Dante Inferno XXVI.125


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