09.04.02 - 3:21 p.m. dear coworker x: please put on socks. i, too, like to walk down the hallways without my shoes of a lazy afternoon, especially if the boss is away. but please, put on socks. if you are going to walk down the COMMUNAL hallway without freakin' shoes, at least have the courtesy to keep a prophylactic barrier between your stanky feet and our pretty carpet. i wear socks and/or stockings everyday to work. on the rare days when i wear sandals without either of the above, i do not take my shoes off. that is the price we must pay for pretty sandal-clad feet. i do not want to walk on your toe-jam. if this were your house, i would not be able to complain about your toejam. also, i walk around m house and even outside my house without socks and/or shoes sometimes. argh. PUT ON SOCKS! demmit. wtf is wrong with wearing socks? please! put! on! some! socks! love, your coworker lizzyfer
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